Functional Testing
Comprehensive gut health analysis measuring 300+ microorganisms to uncover the root cause of your digestive issues, plus a complete 3-month healing protocol designed just for you.
You've tried everything. The elimination diets. The probiotics your friend swore by. The expensive supplements that promised to "heal your gut." And yet here you are. Still bloated, still exhausted, still wondering what's wrong with your body.
You're not alone, and you're not crazy.
Maybe you've experienced:
Bloating so severe you look six months pregnant by the end of the day
Unpredictable digestion that controls where you go and what you eat
Brain fog that makes you feel like you're moving through life in slow motion
Fatigue that coffee can't fix, no matter how many cups you drink
Skin issues like acne, eczema, or rashes that won't clear up
Food sensitivities that seem to multiply (and now you're afraid to eat anything)
Anxiety or mood swings that feel completely out of your control
Being told by doctors that "your labs look fine" or "it's just stress"
Spending hundreds on supplements without knowing if they're actually helping
The truth is, you can't fix what you can't see. Generic gut protocols don't work because they're not designed for YOUR unique microbiome. You need answers. Real, science-backed answers about what's actually happening inside your gut.
That's exactly what the Gut Zoomer provides.
Your gut health influences far more than digestion. It affects your immune system, hormone balance, energy levels, mood, and even skin health. In fact, approximately 70% of your immune system lives in your gut, and your gut produces more serotonin (your "happy hormone") than your brain does.
The Gut Zoomer is one of the most comprehensive gut health assessments available today. Using advanced microchip technology, this test analyzes a simple stool sample to reveal the complete picture of what's happening in your digestive system, from the balance of your microbiome to inflammation markers to how well you're actually absorbing nutrients.
The detailed results give us the roadmap we need to create a personalized protocol to restore balance, optimize digestion, and support your overall wellbeing. No more guessing. No more generic recommendations. Just targeted solutions based on YOUR body.
The Gut Zoomer is one of the most comprehensive gut health assessments available, analyzing over 300 markers to give us a complete picture of your digestive health. Here's what we'll uncover:
A deep dive into your gut ecosystem:
How well your system is actually working:
The integrity of your intestinal lining:
The broader impact on your health:
Why does this matter? Because your symptoms (the bloating, the fatigue, the brain fog) aren't random. They're signals. And this test helps us decode exactly what your body is trying to tell you.
This comprehensive program is designed for women who are ready to stop guessing and start healing. The Gut Zoomer is perfect for you if:
You've been dealing with chronic bloating, gas, or digestive discomfort that won't go away
You experience constipation, diarrhea, or unpredictable bowel movements
You have food sensitivities that seem to be getting worse over time
You're struggling with fatigue, brain fog, or difficulty concentrating
You have skin issues like acne, eczema, rosacea, or unexplained rashes
You've been diagnosed with IBS, SIBO, or other digestive conditions but still don't have answers
You experience anxiety, depression, or mood swings and wonder if your gut is involved
You have an autoimmune condition and want to address root causes
You've tried probiotics, elimination diets, and supplements without lasting results
You're tired of being told "everything looks normal" when you know something isn't right
This program is for women who are ready to invest in themselves and committed to doing the work to feel better. I only accept a limited number of clients at a time, apply to work with me to see if we're the right fit.
When you invest in the Gut Zoomer program, you're not just getting a test. You're getting a complete, personalized gut healing experience with expert guidance every step of the way.
Before your test even arrives, we'll meet for a comprehensive consultation where I'll answer all your questions, review your health history, and walk you through the intake forms together. You'll feel completely prepared and supported from day one.
Your Gut Zoomer test kit arrives directly at your door. No lab visits required. The collection process is simple, private, and done in the comfort of your own home. The kit includes everything you need with clear, easy-to-follow instructions.
Once you've collected your sample, simply pop it in the prepaid return envelope. No extra costs, no hassle. The lab handles everything from there, and results are typically ready within 2-3 weeks.
The Gut Zoomer analyzes over 300 microorganisms in your gut, plus inflammation markers, digestive function, and intestinal permeability. This is one of the most thorough gut health assessments available anywhere. All tests are processed by a CLIA-certified, CAP-accredited laboratory.
This is where the magic happens. Based on YOUR unique results, I'll build a complete 3-month healing protocol tailored specifically to your microbiome. No generic recommendations. Everything is customized for you, including nutrition guidance, targeted supplements, and lifestyle modifications.
We'll meet to go through your results in detail. I'll explain exactly what's happening in your gut, what it means for your symptoms, and how your protocol will address each finding. This session is recorded so you can revisit it anytime. There's a lot of valuable information to absorb!
Healing isn't linear, and you won't be doing this alone. You'll receive dedicated check-in calls throughout your 3-month journey so we can monitor your progress and adjust as needed.
This is a 3-month partnership dedicated to transforming your gut health.
A complete 3-month gut healing program with personalized support every step of the way.
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Your Practitioner
As a Certified Holistic Nutritional Practitioner, I don't just hand you a supplement list and send you on your way. I dig into your full health picture, your labs, your symptoms, your story, and build a plan that actually makes sense for your life.
I've been where you are, and I know how frustrating it is to feel dismissed or unheard. That's exactly why I do this work.
I take on a limited number of clients at a time so I can give each person my full attention throughout their 3-month program. A discovery call ensures we're the right fit for each other, that I can truly help you, and that you're ready to commit to the process.
Stop guessing and start healing. Apply to work with me and see if the Gut Zoomer program is right for you.
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