Functional Testing

Gut Zoomer Test

Comprehensive gut health analysis measuring 300+ microorganisms to uncover the root cause of your digestive issues, plus a complete 3-month healing protocol designed just for you.

You're Not Imagining It

You've tried everything. The elimination diets. The probiotics your friend swore by. The expensive supplements that promised to "heal your gut." And yet here you are. Still bloated, still exhausted, still wondering what's wrong with your body.

You're not alone, and you're not crazy.

Maybe you've experienced:

Bloating so severe you look six months pregnant by the end of the day

Unpredictable digestion that controls where you go and what you eat

Brain fog that makes you feel like you're moving through life in slow motion

Fatigue that coffee can't fix, no matter how many cups you drink

Skin issues like acne, eczema, or rashes that won't clear up

Food sensitivities that seem to multiply (and now you're afraid to eat anything)

Anxiety or mood swings that feel completely out of your control

Being told by doctors that "your labs look fine" or "it's just stress"

Spending hundreds on supplements without knowing if they're actually helping

The truth is, you can't fix what you can't see. Generic gut protocols don't work because they're not designed for YOUR unique microbiome. You need answers. Real, science-backed answers about what's actually happening inside your gut.

That's exactly what the Gut Zoomer provides.

Understanding Your Gut Health

Your gut health influences far more than digestion. It affects your immune system, hormone balance, energy levels, mood, and even skin health. In fact, approximately 70% of your immune system lives in your gut, and your gut produces more serotonin (your "happy hormone") than your brain does.

The Gut Zoomer is one of the most comprehensive gut health assessments available today. Using advanced microchip technology, this test analyzes a simple stool sample to reveal the complete picture of what's happening in your digestive system, from the balance of your microbiome to inflammation markers to how well you're actually absorbing nutrients.

The detailed results give us the roadmap we need to create a personalized protocol to restore balance, optimize digestion, and support your overall wellbeing. No more guessing. No more generic recommendations. Just targeted solutions based on YOUR body.

300+
Microbes Analyzed
150+
Beneficial Bacteria
76
Pathogenic Species
20+
Functional Markers

What the Gut Zoomer Reveals

The Gut Zoomer is one of the most comprehensive gut health assessments available, analyzing over 300 markers to give us a complete picture of your digestive health. Here's what we'll uncover:

Microbiome Analysis

A deep dive into your gut ecosystem:

  • 300+ bacteria, fungi, viruses, and parasites
  • Beneficial bacteria levels (Are you missing the good guys?)
  • Pathogenic organisms (What shouldn't be there?)
  • Bacterial diversity (A key marker of gut resilience)

Digestive Function

How well your system is actually working:

  • Enzyme production and breakdown capacity
  • How well you're actually absorbing nutrients
  • Pancreatic elastase and bile acid levels
  • Markers showing if food is properly digesting

Inflammation & Gut Barrier

The integrity of your intestinal lining:

  • Intestinal permeability (aka "leaky gut")
  • Zonulin and anti-gliadin markers
  • Inflammation markers throughout your GI tract
  • Immune activation in the gut

Metabolic Markers

The broader impact on your health:

  • Short-chain fatty acid production
  • Markers linked to metabolism and weight
  • Beta-glucuronidase (affects hormone detox)
  • Indicators connected to mood and brain health

Why does this matter? Because your symptoms (the bloating, the fatigue, the brain fog) aren't random. They're signals. And this test helps us decode exactly what your body is trying to tell you.

Is the Gut Zoomer Right for You?

This comprehensive program is designed for women who are ready to stop guessing and start healing. The Gut Zoomer is perfect for you if:

You've been dealing with chronic bloating, gas, or digestive discomfort that won't go away

You experience constipation, diarrhea, or unpredictable bowel movements

You have food sensitivities that seem to be getting worse over time

You're struggling with fatigue, brain fog, or difficulty concentrating

You have skin issues like acne, eczema, rosacea, or unexplained rashes

You've been diagnosed with IBS, SIBO, or other digestive conditions but still don't have answers

You experience anxiety, depression, or mood swings and wonder if your gut is involved

You have an autoimmune condition and want to address root causes

You've tried probiotics, elimination diets, and supplements without lasting results

You're tired of being told "everything looks normal" when you know something isn't right

This program is for women who are ready to invest in themselves and committed to doing the work to feel better. I only accept a limited number of clients at a time, apply to work with me to see if we're the right fit.

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What's Included in Your Investment

When you invest in the Gut Zoomer program, you're not just getting a test. You're getting a complete, personalized gut healing experience with expert guidance every step of the way.

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Step 1

Initial Consultation

Before your test even arrives, we'll meet for a comprehensive consultation where I'll answer all your questions, review your health history, and walk you through the intake forms together. You'll feel completely prepared and supported from day one.

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Step 2

At-Home Test Kit

Your Gut Zoomer test kit arrives directly at your door. No lab visits required. The collection process is simple, private, and done in the comfort of your own home. The kit includes everything you need with clear, easy-to-follow instructions.

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Step 3

Prepaid Return Shipping

Once you've collected your sample, simply pop it in the prepaid return envelope. No extra costs, no hassle. The lab handles everything from there, and results are typically ready within 2-3 weeks.

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Step 4

Comprehensive Lab Analysis

The Gut Zoomer analyzes over 300 microorganisms in your gut, plus inflammation markers, digestive function, and intestinal permeability. This is one of the most thorough gut health assessments available anywhere. All tests are processed by a CLIA-certified, CAP-accredited laboratory.

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Step 5

Your Personalized 3-Month Protocol

This is where the magic happens. Based on YOUR unique results, I'll build a complete 3-month healing protocol tailored specifically to your microbiome. No generic recommendations. Everything is customized for you, including nutrition guidance, targeted supplements, and lifestyle modifications.

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Step 6

Results Review Session (Recorded)

We'll meet to go through your results in detail. I'll explain exactly what's happening in your gut, what it means for your symptoms, and how your protocol will address each finding. This session is recorded so you can revisit it anytime. There's a lot of valuable information to absorb!

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Step 7

Ongoing Support & Check-Ins

Healing isn't linear, and you won't be doing this alone. You'll receive dedicated check-in calls throughout your 3-month journey so we can monitor your progress and adjust as needed.

  • Month 1 Check-In: Track initial changes and address any questions
  • Month 2 Check-In: Celebrate wins and fine-tune your protocol
  • Month 3 Check-In: Assess overall progress and plan your path forward

This is a 3-month partnership dedicated to transforming your gut health.

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Your Investment

$1,497

A complete 3-month gut healing program with personalized support every step of the way.

Everything Included:

  • Initial consultation to review your health history and goals
  • Gut Zoomer test kit shipped directly to your home
  • Prepaid return shipping to the lab
  • Comprehensive analysis of 300+ gut health markers
  • Personalized 3-month healing protocol
  • Recorded results review session
  • Three monthly check-in calls (Month 1, 2, and 3)

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Megan, Certified Holistic Nutritional Practitioner

Your Practitioner

Meet Megan

As a Certified Holistic Nutritional Practitioner, I don't just hand you a supplement list and send you on your way. I dig into your full health picture, your labs, your symptoms, your story, and build a plan that actually makes sense for your life.

I've been where you are, and I know how frustrating it is to feel dismissed or unheard. That's exactly why I do this work.

Why Do I Require a Call First?

I take on a limited number of clients at a time so I can give each person my full attention throughout their 3-month program. A discovery call ensures we're the right fit for each other, that I can truly help you, and that you're ready to commit to the process.

Ready to Finally Get Answers?

Stop guessing and start healing. Apply to work with me and see if the Gut Zoomer program is right for you.

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