Stop Guessing. Start Testing.

Advanced lab testing that reveals what's really going on inside your body, so we can build a targeted protocol based on your unique biology, not guesswork.

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Your Body Is Trying to Tell You Something

You've been struggling for months, maybe years. The fatigue. The bloating. The brain fog. The stubborn weight that won't budge no matter what you try. You've seen doctors, tried supplements, changed your diet a dozen times. And yet something still feels off.

Here's what most practitioners miss: your symptoms don't exist in isolation.

Everything in Your Body Is Connected

Your gut health directly impacts your hormone balance

Your hormones affect how you absorb nutrients

Nutrient deficiencies impair your body's detox pathways

Toxic buildup disrupts your gut microbiome

A compromised gut can't properly eliminate toxins

Heavy metals interfere with hormone production

This is why fixing one thing at a time rarely works. You address your gut, but your hormones are still off. You balance your hormones, but you're still depleted in key nutrients.

The only way to truly heal is to see the complete picture.

Functional testing gives you real, science-backed answers across the critical areas of your health, so we can create one comprehensive protocol that addresses everything together.

Three Tests. Complete Clarity.

Each test reveals a critical piece of your health puzzle. Together, they give us everything we need to create a truly personalized healing protocol.

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Gut Zoomer

Your Digestive Foundation

The most comprehensive gut health assessment available, analyzing over 300 microorganisms plus inflammation markers, digestive function, and intestinal permeability.

  • 300+ bacteria, fungi, parasites analyzed
  • Leaky gut and inflammation markers
  • Digestive enzyme function
  • Beneficial vs. pathogenic bacteria balance
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Hormone Zoomer

Your Hormonal Blueprint

A complete analysis of your hormonal landscape, sex hormones, adrenal function, thyroid markers, melatonin, and metabolic hormones that affect every system in your body.

  • 50+ hormone markers analyzed
  • Estrogen, progesterone, testosterone & metabolites
  • Cortisol patterns & adrenal function
  • Melatonin & endocrine disruptors
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Nutrient Zoomer

Your Cellular Fuel

Reveals exactly what nutrients your body is missing at the cellular level, going far beyond standard blood tests to show what's actually getting into your cells.

  • Vitamins A, B complex, C, D, E, K
  • Essential minerals and electrolytes
  • Amino acids and fatty acids
  • Antioxidant status and CoQ10
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Why Choose The Hormone Edit Blueprint?

Your symptoms have multiple root causes. Testing all four areas ensures nothing gets missed, and the bonuses make the journey even more supported.

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See the Full Picture

Your gut, hormones, nutrients, and toxic load all influence each other. Testing one area without the others often means missing the real root cause.

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One Unified Protocol

Instead of addressing issues one at a time, we create a single comprehensive protocol that tackles everything together for faster, more lasting results.

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Save $2,000

The Hormone Edit Blueprint costs significantly less than purchasing each test individually, you save $2,000 compared to buying all four tests separately, plus $997 in exclusive bonuses.

The Hormone Edit Blueprint

Four comprehensive tests. One complete picture of your health. This is the most thorough and supported way to understand what's really happening inside your body, plus exclusive bonuses you won't get anywhere else.

  • Gut Zoomer test + analysis
  • Hormone Zoomer test + analysis
  • Nutrient Zoomer test + analysis
  • All test kits shipped to your home
  • Prepaid return shipping for all tests
  • Unified 3-month healing protocol
  • Results review sessions (recorded)
  • Four monthly check-in calls (including bonus Month 4)
  • 90 days of voice & text support
  • Priority support throughout
Exclusive Bonuses Included
  • 🎁 FREE Heavy Metals Test
  • 🎁 Hormone-Friendly Recipe Guide, 30 recipes organized by cycle phase
  • 🎁 Toxin-Free Living Guide, practical swaps for home, kitchen & personal care
  • 🎁 Cycle Syncing Cheat Sheet, what to eat, how to move & what to prioritize each phase
  • 🎁 Bonus 4th-Month Check-In Call, extended support beyond your program
  • 🎁 90 Days of Voice & Text Support, direct access to me via Slack

Includes $997 in exclusive bonuses, only available with The Blueprint

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More Than Just a Test

Every testing program is a complete 3-month transformation partnership with personalized support every step of the way.

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Initial Consultation

Comprehensive review of your health history, symptoms, and goals before we begin testing.

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At-Home Test Kits

Test kits delivered to your door with easy-to-follow instructions. No lab visits required.

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Prepaid Return Shipping

Prepaid shipping included. Simply collect your samples and send them back.

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CLIA-Certified Lab Analysis

All tests processed by a CLIA-certified, CAP-accredited laboratory.

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Personalized 3-Month Protocol

A complete healing protocol tailored to YOUR unique results, nutrition, supplements, and lifestyle.

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Recorded Results Review

Detailed walkthrough of all your results, recorded so you can revisit anytime.

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Monthly Check-In Calls

Three check-in calls throughout your program to track progress and adjust as needed.

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Ongoing Support

You're never doing this alone. Compassionate accountability throughout your journey.

This is a 3-month partnership dedicated to uncovering the root causes of your symptoms and giving you a clear path to feeling like yourself again.

How It Works

From our first conversation to lasting results, here's what working together looks like.

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Apply to Work With Me

Start by filling out a short application so I can learn a bit about you. If we're a good fit, I'll invite you to a free discovery call where we'll discuss your symptoms, health history, and goals, and I'll recommend the right test (or tests) for your situation.

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Complete Your Tests at Home

Your test kits arrive at your door with clear instructions. Collection is simple and private, no lab visits required. Send samples back with prepaid shipping.

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Review Your Results Together

Once your results are in (typically 2-3 weeks), we'll meet for a detailed walkthrough. I'll explain exactly what's happening in your body and what it means for your symptoms.

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Follow Your Personalized Protocol

You'll receive a comprehensive 3-month healing protocol built entirely around YOUR results, covering nutrition, targeted supplements, and lifestyle changes.

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Track Progress & Adjust

Through monthly check-in calls, we'll monitor your progress, celebrate wins, fine-tune your protocol, and ensure you're on track to feeling like yourself again.

Choose Your Path

Not sure which test is right for you? Apply to work with me and I'll help you decide.

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Gut Zoomer

300+ gut health markers
3-month gut healing program
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Hormone Zoomer

50+ hormone markers
3-month hormone balancing program
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Nutrient Zoomer

Cellular-level nutrient analysis
3-month optimization program
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The Hormone Edit Blueprint

All 4 tests + exclusive bonuses
The complete testing program
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Every individual test includes a full 3-month program with consultation, test kit, personalized protocol, results review, and monthly check-ins. Or choose The Hormone Edit Blueprint to get all four tests plus exclusive bonuses and save $2,000.

Common Questions

Do I really need all three tests?

If you've been dealing with multiple symptoms or have tried addressing issues individually without success, the bundle gives you the complete picture. Most chronic health issues have multiple root causes. That said, if you're confident your issues are isolated to one area, individual tests are absolutely an option. We'll figure out the best fit during your consultation.

How long does the entire process take?

From your initial consultation to completing your 3-month protocol, the full program runs approximately 4-5 months. Test results typically arrive within 2-3 weeks of the lab receiving your samples. We'll schedule your results review as soon as everything is in, then begin your personalized protocol.

Can I do all the tests at the same time?

Yes! All three test kits can be completed around the same time, making the collection process efficient. I'll guide you through the timing and any specific instructions during your initial consultation.

Are these at-home tests? Do I need to visit a lab?

All tests are completed at home, no lab visits required. Each kit comes with clear, easy-to-follow instructions and prepaid return shipping. All tests are processed by a CLIA-certified, CAP-accredited laboratory.

What if I've already done some testing elsewhere?

We can discuss your previous test results during our consultation. Depending on what you've already had done and how recent the results are, we may be able to adjust. Reach out and we'll figure out what makes sense for your situation.

What if I'm already taking medications?

That's perfectly okay. My approach works alongside your existing healthcare. I focus on nutrition, lifestyle, and natural support, and I always recommend working with your doctor on any medication decisions.

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Why Do I Require a Call First?

I take on a limited number of clients at a time so I can give each person my full attention throughout their 3-month program. A discovery call ensures we're the right fit for each other, that I can truly help you, and that you're ready to commit to the process. This isn't a sales pitch. It's a conversation to make sure your investment leads to real results.

Megan, Certified Holistic Nutritional Practitioner
Your Practitioner

Meet Megan

As a Certified Holistic Nutritional Practitioner, I don't just hand you a supplement list and send you on your way. I dig into your full health picture, your labs, your symptoms, your story, and build a plan that actually makes sense for your life.

I've been where you are, and I know how frustrating it is to feel dismissed or unheard. That's exactly why I do this work.

Ready for Real Answers?

Stop guessing. Stop playing whack-a-mole with your symptoms. Apply to work with me and let's figure out the right testing path for you.

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These tests are interpreted by a qualified holistic nutritionist. They are intended for informational purposes and do not replace medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. Always consult with a healthcare provider regarding any health concerns.