The Full Blueprint

The Hormone Edit Blueprint

Four comprehensive tests. Exclusive bonuses. One complete picture of your health. Stop guessing and finally understand what's really going on inside your body with our most thorough and supported program.

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Your Body Is Trying to Tell You Something

You've been struggling for months, maybe years. The fatigue. The bloating. The brain fog. The stubborn weight that won't budge no matter what you try. You've seen doctors, tried supplements, changed your diet a dozen times. And yet something still feels... off.

Here's what most practitioners miss: your symptoms don't exist in isolation.

Everything in Your Body Is Connected

Your gut health directly impacts your hormone balance

Your hormones affect how you absorb nutrients

Nutrient deficiencies impair your body's detox pathways

Toxic buildup disrupts your gut microbiome

A compromised gut can't properly eliminate toxins

Heavy metals interfere with hormone production

This is why fixing one thing at a time rarely works. You address your gut, but your hormones are still off. You balance your hormones, but you're still depleted in key nutrients. It's like playing whack-a-mole with your health.

The only way to truly heal is to see the complete picture.

The Hormone Edit Blueprint gives you answers across all four critical areas of your health, plus the guides, support, and ongoing access you need to actually follow through.

Four Tests. Complete Clarity.

Each test in The Blueprint reveals a critical piece of your health puzzle. Together, they give us everything we need to create a truly personalized healing protocol.

🔬 Gut Zoomer

Your Digestive Foundation

The most comprehensive gut health assessment available, analyzing over 300 microorganisms plus inflammation markers, digestive function, and intestinal permeability.

  • 300+ bacteria, fungi, parasites analyzed
  • Leaky gut and inflammation markers
  • Digestive enzyme function
  • Beneficial vs. pathogenic bacteria balance

⚖️ Hormone Zoomer

Your Hormonal Blueprint

A complete analysis of your hormonal landscape, including sex hormones, adrenal function, thyroid markers, and metabolic hormones that affect every system in your body.

  • Estrogen, progesterone, testosterone
  • Cortisol and adrenal function
  • Thyroid panel with antibodies
  • Insulin and metabolic markers

💊 Nutrient Zoomer

Your Cellular Fuel

Reveals exactly what nutrients your body is missing at the cellular level, going far beyond standard blood tests to show what's actually getting into your cells.

  • Vitamins A, B complex, C, D, E, K
  • Essential minerals and electrolytes
  • Amino acids and fatty acids
  • Antioxidant status and CoQ10
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🛡️ Heavy Metals

Your Toxic Load, Included FREE

Identifies toxic metal accumulation that could be silently sabotaging your health, affecting everything from energy and cognition to hormone function and immunity.

  • 20 toxic metals including mercury, lead, arsenic
  • Aluminum and cadmium levels
  • Nutrient mineral ratios
  • Simple at-home urine collection

Why Test All Four Together?

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See the Full Picture

Your symptoms have multiple root causes. Testing all four areas reveals the connections between your gut, hormones, nutrients, and toxins so nothing gets missed.

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One Unified Protocol

Instead of addressing issues one at a time, we create a single comprehensive protocol that tackles everything together for faster, more lasting results.

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Significant Savings

Save $2,000 compared to purchasing each test individually. Get complete answers plus $997 in exclusive bonuses for less than the cost of three individual tests.

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What's Included in Your Investment

This isn't just four tests. It's a complete 3-month transformation program with personalized support every step of the way.

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Initial Consultation

Comprehensive review of your health history, symptoms, and goals before we begin testing.

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Four At-Home Test Kits

All test kits delivered to your door with easy-to-follow instructions. No lab visits required.

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Prepaid Return Shipping

Prepaid shipping for all four test kits. Simply collect your samples and send them back.

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Comprehensive Lab Analysis

All tests processed by a CLIA-certified, CAP-accredited laboratory.

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Unified 3-Month Protocol

One comprehensive healing protocol that addresses all findings from all four tests together.

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Results Review Sessions

Detailed walkthrough of all your results (recorded so you can revisit anytime).

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Four Monthly Check-In Calls

Four check-in calls including a bonus Month 4 call, so you're supported even after your protocol ends.

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90 Days of Voice & Text Support

Direct access to me via Slack for questions, accountability, and real-time guidance throughout your journey.

This is a 3-month+ partnership dedicated to uncovering the root causes of your symptoms and giving you a clear path to feeling like yourself again.

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Exclusive Blueprint Bonuses

These bonuses are only available with The Hormone Edit Blueprint, they're designed to support your healing journey long after your test results arrive.

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FREE Heavy Metals Test

A complete toxic metals screening included at no extra cost. Identifies 20 heavy metals that could be silently disrupting your hormones, gut, and energy.

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Hormone-Friendly Recipe Guide

30 delicious recipes organized by cycle phase, so you know exactly what to eat to support your hormones throughout the month.

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Toxin-Free Living Guide

Practical room-by-room swaps for cleaning products, cookware, personal care, and more, reduce your toxic load starting today.

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Cycle Syncing Cheat Sheet

A quick-reference guide for what to eat, how to move, and what to prioritize in each phase of your menstrual cycle.

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Bonus 4th-Month Check-In Call

An extra check-in call after your 3-month program ends, so you don't feel dropped and we can ensure your results are lasting.

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90 Days of Voice & Text Support

Direct access to me via Slack for real-time questions, accountability, and guidance. Like having a nutritionist in your pocket.

Your Investment

Total value: $5,497

$3,497
You Save $2,000

A complete health transformation program with four comprehensive tests, exclusive bonuses, and personalized support. This is the most thorough and supported way to understand your health.

Everything Included:

  • Initial health consultation
  • Gut Zoomer test + analysis
  • Hormone Zoomer test + analysis
  • Nutrient Zoomer test + analysis
  • All test kits shipped to your home
  • Prepaid return shipping for all tests
  • Comprehensive results review sessions
  • Unified 3-month healing protocol
  • Four monthly check-in calls (incl. Month 4)
  • 90 days of Slack support
  • Priority support throughout
  • All sessions recorded for your reference

🎁 Exclusive Bonuses:

  • FREE Heavy Metals Test
  • Hormone-Friendly Recipe Guide
  • Toxin-Free Living Guide
  • Cycle Syncing Cheat Sheet
  • Bonus 4th-Month Check-In Call
  • 90 Days of Voice & Text Support
  • Total Bonus Value: $997

Common Questions

Do I really need all four tests?

If you've been dealing with multiple symptoms or have tried addressing issues individually without success, the bundle gives you the complete picture. Most chronic health issues have multiple root causes, and testing all four areas ensures we don't miss anything. That said, if you're confident your issues are isolated to one area, individual tests are available.

How long does the entire process take?

From your initial consultation to completing your 3-month protocol, the full program runs approximately 4-5 months. Test results typically arrive within 2-3 weeks of the lab receiving your samples. We'll schedule your results review as soon as everything is in, then begin your personalized protocol.

Can I do all the tests at the same time?

Yes! All four test kits can be completed around the same time, making the collection process efficient. I'll guide you through the timing and any specific instructions during your initial consultation.

What if I've already done some testing elsewhere?

We can discuss your previous test results during our consultation. Depending on what you've already had done and how recent the results are, we may be able to adjust the bundle. Reach out and we'll figure out what makes sense for your situation.

Megan, Certified Holistic Nutritional Practitioner

Your Practitioner

Meet Megan

As a Certified Holistic Nutritional Practitioner, I don't just hand you a supplement list and send you on your way. I dig into your full health picture, your labs, your symptoms, your story, and build a plan that actually makes sense for your life.

I've been where you are, and I know how frustrating it is to feel dismissed or unheard. That's exactly why I do this work.

Why Do I Require a Call First?

I take on a limited number of clients at a time so I can give each person my full attention throughout their 3-month program. A discovery call ensures we're the right fit for each other, that I can truly help you, and that you're ready to commit to the process.

Ready for Complete Answers?

Stop guessing. Stop playing whack-a-mole with your symptoms. Apply to work with me and let's figure out if The Hormone Edit Blueprint is right for you.

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