The Hot Girl Countdown

I'm turning 40 in January. Here's me finding out what actually works.

Every trend out there promises to fix perimenopause. Creatine, weighted vests, red light, mouth taping, going gluten free (the list genuinely never ends). And most of it comes from someone who wants to sell you something. I don't. So I'm testing these habits on myself, one month at a time, with a real protocol and real data, and I'm telling you the truth about every single one. Keep it, kill it, or maybe. I test the trends so you don't have to.

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Until I turn 40

It's basically Wirecutter, but for perimenopause.

There's no shortage of advice about what women my age are supposed to be doing. Creatine, weighted vests, red light, mouth taping, ice baths, going gluten free. And almost all of it comes from someone with a product to push. I have nothing to sell you here, which means my only job is to be honest about what I actually find.

So here's how it works. Every month I run four experiments at the same time, one habit for each of my four foundations. I take a baseline, I follow a real protocol for a full 30 days, I track what actually happens to my body, and then I give it a verdict you can trust. Keep, kill, or maybe. By the time I turn 40, you'll have watched me run 32 honest experiments, and you'll know which habits are worth your time, your money, and your energy (and which ones to skip entirely).

The claim being tested A baseline metric The exact protocol A final honest verdict

Four foundations, one new habit in each, every month.

Here's the whole map, from launch all the way to my birthday. The rule I'm holding myself to is simple: most habits at least four times a week, and the strength work three, because my body needs the rest days. Life happens, and perfect was never the point. And yes, this will shift a little as I go, because that's the entire point of testing things in real life, but this is the plan I'm starting with.

June 2026
Month 1 of 8 · Launch Coming up
MovementStrength training, 3 times a week
NourishmentCreatine
Restoration10 minutes of morning sunlight
SelfDaily brain dump
July 2026
Month 2 of 8 Coming up
MovementWeighted vest walks
Nourishment30g of protein at breakfast
RestorationNo screens 1 hour before bed
SelfRead at least 20 minutes before bed
August 2026
Month 3 of 8 Coming up
Movement10 minutes of rebounding
NourishmentMacro tracking: 140g protein, 40g fibre
RestorationRed light therapy
SelfGet fully ready (hair, makeup, clothes)
September 2026
Month 4 of 8 Coming up
Movement10 minute walk after each meal
NourishmentNo snacking (I have to sit down if I want to eat)
RestorationLegs elevated on the wall in the evening
SelfTackle 1 thing I've been avoiding each week
October 2026
Month 5 of 8 Coming up
MovementVibration plate
NourishmentFermented foods daily
RestorationCold therapy on face and neck
SelfBrush, floss, tongue scrape morning and night
November 2026
Month 6 of 8 Coming up
MovementCore workout, 3 times a week
NourishmentGluten free
RestorationMouth taping
SelfLearn a new styling skill
December 2026
Month 7 of 8 Coming up
MovementWalk backwards for 10 minutes
Nourishment12 hour eating window
RestorationCastor oil packs
SelfDeclutter 1 area in my house every week
January 2027
Month 8 of 8 · Turning 40 Coming up
MovementMobility and stretching for 15 minutes
NourishmentElectrolytes
RestorationSleepy Girl mocktail
SelfSocial connection every week

Every test ends with one of three stamps.

KEEP

It earned its spot. The data backed it up, the effort was worth it, and it's staying in my life past 40. These are the habits that make it onto The Keep List.

KILL

All hype and nothing to show for it. It cost me time, money, or my sanity, and gave nothing back. I killed it so you never have to bother.

MAYBE

It depends. It worked in some ways but not others, or it really only works for a certain person. If that's the case, I'll tell you exactly who it's for.

Get The Edit Note every week.

Once a week I send a note about whatever I'm testing, the data so far, and the latest verdict. It reads like an email from a friend, because that's basically what it is. It's free, and you can go back and read every entry any time you want.

No spam, ever, and you can unsubscribe whenever you want.

Watch it all happen in real time.

The day in the life, the baselines, the data reveals, and every verdict. They all show up here first.