Comprehensive at-home panel
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Comprehensive Hormone Testing
Replace hormone guesswork with your own data.
Your symptoms are real, even when a basic snapshot has not explained them. This experience looks at a broader hormone picture, then turns the results into a personalized plan you can understand and use.
What the Hormone Zoomer Measures
Production, metabolism, clearance, and your daily stress rhythm.
Vibrant Wellness’s Hormone Zoomer combines timed urine and saliva collection to look beyond a single hormone value. It brings sex and adrenal hormones, their metabolites, cortisol timing, endocrine-disruptor exposure markers, oxidative stress, and bone turnover into one report.
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Sex hormones and metabolites
Assesses estrogen pathways, progesterone and its metabolites, testosterone, DHT, and related markers that help show patterns of production, conversion, and clearance.
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Adrenal hormones
Measures cortisol, cortisone, DHEA, and related metabolites to add context around energy, recovery, and stress physiology.
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Cortisol Awakening Response
Uses saliva collected at six key points from waking through evening to map how cortisol and cortisone rise, stabilize, and wind down across the day.
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Endocrine-disruptor markers
Screens 13 common environmental exposure markers, including compounds associated with plastics, personal-care products, pesticides, and herbicides.
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Oxidative stress and bone turnover
Includes an oxidative-stress marker plus two bone-degradation markers that can add context around cellular strain, recovery, and structural health.
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The current marker scope
Vibrant currently lists 9 adrenal hormones, 21 sex-hormone markers, 5 progesterone metabolites, 13 endocrine disruptors, 2 bone-degradation markers, 1 oxidative-stress marker, and 14 cortisol-awakening-response markers.
Test specifications reflect Vibrant Wellness’s current Hormone Zoomer materials and may change. View the official test overview.
Who May Benefit
When symptoms suggest the hormone picture deserves a closer look.
The Hormone Zoomer may provide useful context when symptoms span cycles, sleep, mood, energy, metabolism, and stress. These symptoms are not proof of a hormone disorder and still require appropriate medical care when indicated.
Perimenopausal or menopausal symptomsHot flashes or night sweatsIrregular cycles or changing PMSPersistent fatigue or low energyDifficulty sleeping or late-night wirednessMood swings, anxiety, or irritabilityUnexplained weight changesLow libido or reduced driveHair thinning, acne, or slower recovery
Your Experience
More than a lab report.
The test is only useful if you understand what it means and know what to do next. Your investment includes the interpretation and personalized support that turn information into a practical plan.
Full practitioner analysis
I review the hormone and cortisol patterns before our call and identify the relationships that matter most for your goals.
Private 1:1 review
We walk through every important finding in plain language. The call is recorded so you can return to it later.
Personalized protocol
You receive a tailored plan covering nutrition, movement, stress support, sleep, and appropriate wellness foundations.
Ready to turn the information into a plan?
Purchase Hormone Testing ↗The Process
Clear from purchase to protocol.
No clinic visit and no pile of unexplained numbers. You collect at home, then we review the full picture together.
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Purchase your experience
Complete checkout, then receive your intake, timing guidance, and collection instructions.
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Collect across one day
The current kit uses four timed urine samples and six saliva samples across a 24-hour period. Collection timing depends on your cycle status and hormone use, so you will receive personalized preparation guidance before you begin.
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Your results are interpreted
I review the report alongside your symptoms, history, cycle information, and current habits.
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We review everything together
Our private session connects the numbers to what you are feeling and gives you space to ask questions.
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You receive your protocol
Your plan prioritizes the changes most likely to matter, so you are not trying to overhaul everything at once.
Is It Right for You?
A focused next step, not another guess.
This may be a fit if…
You are experiencing perimenopausal symptoms and want a more complete picture than a single standard blood draw has provided.
You want to understand hormone and cortisol patterns before making changes to nutrition, movement, sleep, or stress support.
You are self-motivated and want a personalized plan you can follow at your own pace.
Good to know
Testing type and collection timing matter. Hormonal contraception, hormone therapy, cycle irregularity, pregnancy, breastfeeding, medications, and medical history can affect whether this test is appropriate and how results are interpreted.
Functional testing is educational and wellness-focused. It does not diagnose, treat, or replace care from your physician or another licensed medical provider.
Common Questions
Before you begin.
What does the Hormone Zoomer measure?
It measures urinary sex and adrenal hormones with their metabolites, screens common endocrine-disruptor markers, evaluates bone turnover and oxidative stress, and adds saliva-based cortisol and cortisone through the Cortisol Awakening Response to map the daily stress rhythm.
What if my cycle is irregular or I do not have one?
You can still inquire. Collection timing and interpretation depend on your individual circumstances, so your history is reviewed before you test.
Can this diagnose perimenopause or a hormone disorder?
No. This is functional wellness testing and education. Diagnosis and medical treatment belong with your physician or another licensed medical provider.
Can I join the 12-week program later?
Yes. Starting with standalone testing does not close the door on deeper support. Your results can provide a useful foundation if you decide to apply for a future cohort.
Ready When You Are
Understand your hormone story.
Choose comprehensive hormone testing when you want a deeper view, a private explanation, and a clear protocol built around your own results.
Purchase Hormone Testing ↗Checkout link coming soon. Investment listed in Canadian dollars.